1. Palkia: Hey, as long as it can cook... 2. Mewtwo: He's a psychic type, right? .. Hmmmm... *PERVERTED THOUGHTS? NO. WHY DO YOU ASK* 3. Mantine: ... You gained weight, mother. 4. Delcatty: I do enjoy cats. 5. Cleffa: Heh. How cute. 6. Drilbur: This thing is ridiculously happy. And its claws keep getting in the way.
1. Articuno: Like I'd eat something a bloody bird cooked me? 2. Meganium: What the hell... 3. Karrablast: Better than Big Boss. 4. Donphan: I've heard of "the elephant in the room" but this is ridiculous! 5. Cottonee: Hmmm... Makes my job easier. 6. Ninetales: *totally stroking the pretty fox and feeling like a classic villain*
1. Petilil: Uh, it better leave the cooking to me. 2. Porygon-Z: Wasn't it dating that sun girl? 3. Sunkern: .... What? 4. Terrakion: I'd rather be sharing my bed with a lovely lady. 5. Tangela: *SOB. THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME.* 6. Glameow: What's up, Pussy Cat?
1. Dragonite: I would prefer to cook my own meals... I do not wish to be a bother. 2. Seadra: .... Ah.... *HE ISN'T SURE HOW TO REACT WHEN IT COMES TO LUV* 3. Grumpig: I-I'm fairly certain my parents were both Lapras...? 4. Reshiram: As a Legendary, I am not fit to share the same bed. I will sleep on the floor. 5. Cherrim: ...? 6. Mienshao: It is rather heavy...
1. Meganium - "H-how do you cook? *watches it flip a pan with its mouth*...just don't catch on fire please. :|" 2. Weavile - "What. No ice types please I'm allergic :|" (his pokemon anyway) 3. Marill - "Father you have become quite short." 4. Flygon - "8D...wait, will the bed be big enough for Ivan and I as well..." 5. Electrode - "Dammit, everyone is explosive." 6. Dustox - "Please move your wings, I cannot type with you sitting in my lap, girl. /sneezes from pollen"
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2. Mewtwo: He's a psychic type, right? .. Hmmmm... *PERVERTED THOUGHTS? NO. WHY DO YOU ASK*
3. Mantine: ... You gained weight, mother.
4. Delcatty: I do enjoy cats.
5. Cleffa: Heh. How cute.
6. Drilbur: This thing is ridiculously happy. And its claws keep getting in the way.
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2. Meganium: What the hell...
3. Karrablast: Better than Big Boss.
4. Donphan: I've heard of "the elephant in the room" but this is ridiculous!
5. Cottonee: Hmmm... Makes my job easier.
6. Ninetales: *totally stroking the pretty fox and feeling like a classic villain*
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2. Porygon-Z: Wasn't it dating that sun girl?
3. Sunkern: .... What?
4. Terrakion: I'd rather be sharing my bed with a lovely lady.
5. Tangela: *SOB. THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME.*
6. Glameow: What's up, Pussy Cat?
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Drop the soap.
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2. Seadra: .... Ah.... *HE ISN'T SURE HOW TO REACT WHEN IT COMES TO LUV*
3. Grumpig: I-I'm fairly certain my parents were both Lapras...?
4. Reshiram: As a Legendary, I am not fit to share the same bed. I will sleep on the floor.
5. Cherrim: ...?
6. Mienshao: It is rather heavy...
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2. Weavile - "What. No ice types please I'm allergic :|" (his pokemon anyway)
3. Marill - "Father you have become quite short."
4. Flygon - "8D...wait, will the bed be big enough for Ivan and I as well..."
5. Electrode - "Dammit, everyone is explosive."
6. Dustox - "Please move your wings, I cannot type with you sitting in my lap, girl. /sneezes from pollen"
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