ROUND ROBIN MEME PART 3: THE SON OF ROUND ROBIN

[sportsflower]

What time is it? It's time for another ROUND ROBIN FANFIC MEME!

Here is how it works:  I will post an opening.  The next poster will add on to it.  The poster after that will add on to it and so on until we have something amazing, horrifying, hilarious and wrong, possibly in that order.  Post whenever you've got an idea, first come first

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[badasscopters]

... Pikaman showed up and attempted to...

[boxingmidget]

...give everyone hugs. Suddenly...

[sicklypriest]

Samus couldn't handle being embraced by a man-sized Pikachu, so she punted him with her superhuman strength into Eggman's window.

[icequeen_aran]

This made Pikaman a sad panda, but luckily Eggman was there to

[breaks_ground]

...Distinguished men with monocles and top hats, singing...

[tank_rockarms]

an ode in praise of biceps.

Meanwhile,

[airmajesty]

behind a nonspecific dumpster lurking in the dusky alleys of FDC, Flint deliberated

[getthisguyoffme]

over what to get Hinawa as an anniversary gift. His choices were between a chia pet and