Slightly edited. From flibbadibba_box, memeryafoot, etc

[maruku_soul]

The Last Words Meme

This is it. The final curtain. You're at the end of your life, and there's someone here you really, really need to say something to before you die.

CAUSE OF DEATH1 - Accidental. Nobody meant for this to happen, but it doesn't matter now. Due to negligance, arrogance or just plain bad luck, you've become gravely ill or

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Blacky | Poglemans | 1 1

[miss_dreavus]

[HIT BY A CAR IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, DEAD WITHIN A FEW MINUTES

...EXCEPT THAT HAPPENED IN JANUARY, YOU'RE TOO LATE.]

I WILL DELETE THIS AND PROBABLY BE MORE SERIOUS ONCE I AM HOME. Consider this thread free game for crack responses though.

[whitedeviljack]

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Raiden Freemans quest to help his brother Jake Snake where he was. Raiden Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".

Raiden Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when Raiden Freeman went by he accidentally run over a dog.

It was headcrab Backy!

lole

[jolteonmcfuzz]

Nabooru | LoZ | 3 3

[ofasandgoddess]

Nabooru had probably written it out. Hidden it somewhere, but had written it all down. Someone would likely find it in the future and put everything together. She thought she was stronger than this, however. How uncharacteristic of her. How uncharacteristic of any Gerudo. Her strength had somehow managed to simply dissipate in a matter of... of what? Days? Weeks? Months

gdit Nabs you're going to make me and her cry especially given the death type

[shysentinel]

Nephenee had decided to take a walk that day, when she saw her dance teacher staring up at the beautiful blue, and for some reason, something seemed...off. It was a nagging feeling, one that refused to go away until she spoke to the woman, so she approached her. "Ms. Nabooru?"

NO CRYING ALLOWED.

[ofasandgoddess]

Nabooru turned, lowered her hands and she settled her right hand upon her hip. "Nephenee, what is it? Are you just going for a walk?" She glanced back up to the sky, "It looks like a good day to do that."

Sasha | Advance Wars | 4, 5

[war_bonds]

Ah. So that was it

Re: Sasha | Advance Wars | 4, 5

[cofrostbritches]

It's Olaf, come to wish you a fond farewell.

EVA | METAL GEAR

[temptedthesnake]

[Gonna steal Cyrus' note; how she dies will depend on who replies. Variety is the spice of life, as they say!]

Re: EVA | METAL GEAR

[breaks_ground]

[I apologize so much my dear :'3]

2, 2

[temptedthesnake]

She wasn't surprised by her situation, that's for sure. EVA had always entertained the idea of going out that way. What had surprised her was her killer. Although, she thought, should she have been? Giovanni had always been close with Raikov. Maybe he'd done it on the Russian's behalf.

Murder... It was certainly more glamorous than dying of old age. Although she didn't like how weak she seemed, dying at Giovanni's feet.

"Is that all you've got?" she asked, intending on showing the man a last shred of her strength, although her voice sounded pained.

Scyther | Pokémon | 4/2

[slicingdicing]

"I'm very sorry, but..."

Whatever the physician said next had been a blur; Scyther didn't even figure it mattered anymore. She could just...feel the end coming. With her remaining strength, the bug-girl pulled herself off of the bed--she'd be damned if her final resting place was a mattress!--and started packing a few things up.

Trinkets were sorted with notes, one for just about everyone she knew. Water and a few bites to eat went into a small rucksack. She struggled to her feet and took one last glance in the mirror. There, waiting for her in the mirror was her face...but it wasn't the face she wanted to see. This face was gaunt and drained, not the face of the proud, self-proclaimed warrior girl from months ago.

Scyther coughed, spitting the blood that came with it to the side. She wouldn't be sick like this if she were a real person (human "forms" didn't have an immune system as strong as an actual human), but she didn't care anymore. The room would be thoroughly cleaned after she was gone--perhaps never used again--so

Re: Scyther | Pokémon | 4/2

[tank_rockarms]

Behold, knocking on the door is a Max. He has come with a card from the footballs team.

Because, uh. That would make sense?

baww footballs

[slicingdicing]

The knock stopped Scyther momentarily; she stared at the door as if trying to remember what she was supposed to do next. She certainly hadn't been expecting visitors...

"Uh, come on in." Her voice was soft and slightly gravely, given that she'd basically been coughing herself to death these past few months. "The door's unlocked."

[tank_rockarms]

And suddenly in the doorway stood A MAX.

"Uh, hey." He was awkwardly holding a card in his hands.

Awwwwwkward.