HAPPY HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, RELLY_FORTUNA!!!!!

She is so wonderful, so amazing, so super-spiffy... I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I really am.

So. Pop quiz time:

You've just spent 14 hours curled up in bed recovering from mild food poisoning. Your first solid food after you start feeling better is:

A) Crackers
B) Soup
C) Maybe some dry chicken
D) A loaded plate from your company's superbowl "tailgate" party, complete with a slab of ribs, a large scoop of baked beans, and some butter- ( Read more... )

My Allegra ran out a while ago, and I couldn't afford more because my new health insurance didn't cover non-drowsy antihistamines (WTF???). And the generic Claritin I bought instead has run out. And so now I'm discovering that I'm allergic to something here at work. Fuck knows what. But my eyes are itchy and watery and it SUCKS ( Read more... )

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THIS IZ A POST 2 MY LIVJURNAL!!!!1111!1

HI EVRY1!!!!!!

Greetings. Am sick.

Sorry for the no-posty -- I've been fried lately. For extremely large values of "lately".

Also, we've been spending every spare moment playing X-Men: Legends. And I just borrowed FF VII from my brother-in-law. PlayStation: the Devourer of Souls. Or just Spare Time. Hard to tell.

So... Does anyone have the stones to admit being sock_puppet_rox? I swear, I will rip your fucking head off.

There's another fucking article about evolution in the NY Times. I just don't understand the other side of the debate. I don't. I just don't get it. Science tells us how, religion tells us why. Religion is NOT science. For that matter, science is NOT religion. (Asswipe atheist college professors who laugh their Christian students out of the ( Read more... )

I don't normally do memes, but what the fuck, right? Counting myself as "anyone who wants to be tagged" from gjules.

List five songs that you are currently rocking the living hell out of. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these ( Read more... )

I would like to say that relly_fortuna, as the creator/owner/originator of the phrase "magical fucking walnut", totally cracks my shit up.