mercurycirce, I don't know whether to love you or hate you... I bought myself a used copy of Final Fantasy VIII the other day ( Read more... )

Dear programmers whose work I am currently trying to fix:

At the moment, I don't care that you don't indent properly, or that you don't capitalize anything, or that you write a huge mess of spaghetti code. I don't even care that you can't program for shit. No, I'm too blinded by my rage because you didn't DECLARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING VARIABLES. ( Read more... )

-- I have a new computer. It ROCKS!!! It was CHEAP!!! We got it on CREDIT!!! The scary thing is, it's a bottom-of-the-line Dell, and not only can it do everything I'll ever need it to with one hand tied behind its back, it's twice as fast as the was-top-of-the-line computer I had at work. Damn, you stop paying attention for a year or two and ( Read more... )

So... If I'm not around quite so much in the near future, it's because I've picked up some extra part-time work from Relly's uncle -- hey money money ( Read more... )

Here's part of it:

http://www.misleader.org/daily_mislead/read.asp?fn=df10222004.html

Yes, that's right. Some of the "facts" that a lot of people probably used as the basis for their votes are the exact opposite of the truth.

( Ignore me. I'm bitter. )

Stab stab stabby stab! I hate THINGS!

Head. Desk. Head. Desk.

Head. Wall. Head. Wall. Head. Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.

*kicks you*

Dear hyperintelligent Wal*Mart employee from whom I attempted to extract meaningful directions ( Read more... )

We're moving. This Saturday. Only a few hundred miles, but to a new city, a new state, a new life... It's stressful. It's scary. I'm all jittery.

But the townhouse we're moving to is beautiful, and the city is beautiful... Mountains! Hills! Trees! Good-bye Midwest, hello Appalacia!

This is seriously going to rock.

Flash is evil.

Evil, nasty, and wrong. And it hates me.

This, mind you, has nothing to do with the fact that it runs at a snail's pace on my home computer, so much so that I've uninstalled it to brighten my browsing experience. No, that has little to do with Flash itself and everything to do with my computer being 8 years old.

The problem is ( Read more... )

Spinkle floomf at 2 in the morning been up since 7 have work tomorrwo want to get tehre early not going to happen.

I do not have a hat. I know not where it at. And the world is shiny.