(Yoinked this from Pauly. Thanks ( Read more... )

i really annoy myself sometimes ( Read more... )

Saw Juno last night with Smash. It was hilarious and surprising and touching ( Read more... )

My parents are in the living room watching Underworld: Evolution and I'm in the next room on the computer. My mom asks my dad to pause it so she can get more soda and he says, "like you're even really watching it". She replies, "I AM watching it. They're having sex. That's the best part".

Oh, Zom.

This semester has been strange and good. Somehow I managed to teach French to a group of 25 students without getting an ulcer. And I really ended up enjoying it. The actual teaching part anyway. I'm not really a fan of the bureaucratic bullshit. And I can't say that I don't feel trapped sometimes. It's hard to be responsible for/to someone other ( Read more... )

On the anniversary of the day of your birth, you are entitled to "first dibs" on the title of "Czar* of all the Russias".

*Void if "Tsar".

It just wouldn't be nighttime if the people upstairs weren't hammering their floor. Or whatever the fuck they do when the sun goes down. (Bowling? Cage fighting?) I know it's only like 11:30, but I have to get up at 6:30 and it's a bit hard to sleep when your room feels less than stationary and you're not completely sure that your ceiling won't ( Read more... )

Ce matin, j'ai vu un arc-en-ciel.

According to the booklet we received in the mail, the Roman Catholic Church is the She-Whore that is destroying America ( Read more... )

Yesterday I stapled my finger. (Frick ( Read more... )