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[randoml33t]

I saw Demetri Martin. Person. on Comedy Central the other night, and now I think he's one of my favorite stand-up comedians.

"I love birthdays. You get a cake for every year that you're alive.
When I see a new baby I'm like, Yes. Please survive. And like chocolate."Cakes are the only food we write on. It's always so encouraging, like, 'Happy

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[23crayons]

Free dessert is definitly an awesome thing about birthdays, though I have a tendency of eating like, one bite, and then giving the rest away. But maybe that was only that one time in New York when they gave me a cake that was pretty much pure chocolate with chocolate on top.

Also, you're almost a year older than me! Have fun with that. ♥