Ah, my last mow of the season...and my last truckload of mulch from Blue Atlas. It's kind of sad. Old Man, Crazy Lady, Shirtless Neighbor, Manmeat, MomWife, The Kid, Juniper Lady, Vodka Bushes, I shall miss you all! Especially Shirtless Neighbor and Manmeat *grins* Must pack tonight -- I go home tomorrow. Two weeks and then Bard ( Read more... )

"You wanna whack or blow this one?" - Aunt Cary

Max: (stern) "I expect a big hug from you" (sweet)"...please?"
Sean: I think you could take that all the way. You could take that to the presidency. (immitating Max) "I expect to win the election ...please?"

A friend in need, a sense of adventure, and nothing to do put me up at Bard today. True, it took a lot of driving, and sitting through a lot of traffic, but seeing it was so wonderful, and I haven't spent any time with Max all summer, so catching up and just hanging out was really nice. This makes me miss Bard and it's people even more. But I ( Read more... )

Aunt Cary (yelling over the weedwhacker): Tell Shamir to blow harder! This job was supposed to be a quickie, so let's get it over with.
Me: I already told him and he won't listen to me. I'll just do it myself.
Aunt Cary:You really like blowing, don't you?
Me: Not really, I don't care one way or the other. It's just easy, and I'm clearly better ( Read more... )

"They're devoutly Catholic, so you'd think they'd be conservative, but Spanish people are the raunchiest people I've ever met." - Aunt Cary

I also made the realization while listening to the 12 O'clock Beatles block on Q104.3 that "Dizzy Miss Lizzy" is a complete ripoff of "Good Golly Miss Molly"

I scrub and scrub and scrub and yet, my hands are still covered in dirt.

I am so madly, completely, and totally in love with Michael Bublé.
Everybody ever should listen to his music.

I've never been so happy to be so miserable

Awake at 6:30 and a spot between two of my fingers is swollen with poison ivy.
My face is also gross and splotchy looking with sunburn and poison ivy.
My life is officially misery.