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[randomname]

Okay, I will make this journal entry public. I am going on vacation with my family even though all of us are adults now. I will try to keep from killing myself, but no promises....come on we're going to Grand Canyon...it is just too easy!

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[anonymous]

I got your email....poor you. Don't kill yourself at Grand Canyon; then you won't get to exact revenge upon your parents in unfathomable ways. It won't be that bad, though. And when you get back, we can make voodoo dolls of our parents and poke them with needles!!!

--Sowm

[abdiel]

Don't worry, while you're gone, I'll shake my fist maniacally at your parents for treating you like this. They can't see me, I know, but they can feel it. . .

I have an idea - why don't you kick the Grand Canyon for me. Give it a big, crazy kick. That will learn it to mess with you.

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[randomname]

I tried to call you many times while in austin and you never answered. Fuck you and your little phone!