Wow...

[randomneologism]

I can't resist joining the fun!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mallory!

1. If you lick Mallory ten times, you will consume one calorie!
2. If you break Mallory, you will get seven years of bad luck.
3. Mallory can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
4. Mallory will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
5. Mallory

Comments

[sockelastic]

This one made me laugh. I can see you rubbing up against someone to lay your scent...oh, and pollinating...

[laeri9]

*yanks*