TG 'verse. Earth. Jungle surprise.
"You killed the purple fuzzy thing!"
"It tried to nom my head!"
"It couldn't have eaten you!"
"I panicked, alright? I don't like having my head in things' mouths!"
"That doesn't mean you had to blow it up! Now I need a bath!"
Ironsides looked away from the two flailing rookies and the bewildered rookie bridge who was still trying to figure out what had just happened, his optics meeting Roadqueen's. "I really gotta see about getting these guys some more RnR."
His wordmate snorted. "I would have shot the thing too, even if I were on RnR."
"Yeah, but Fixer's usually not the trigger happy one. That's me, or Keeper."
"I think he's got his mind on something else."
Ironsides lifted a brow plate. "Like what?"
"Like that femme he was talking to in the square that day."
"...Oriana Pax? She looks human. And Fixer isn't going to start mooning over some female he just met."
"That's not when he met her. They met in the goodie shop that time the runts got you that energon statue."
"... That was right after Sunstreaker died. When we finally sobered up."
"Yup."
"Slag! He's got a girlfriend?"
"Someone he wouldn't mind claiming as one, anyway." She smirked down at him.
"And part of Rodimus' inner circle... I knew he was insane, but not this insane." Ironsides scrubbed his face and muttered.
"So if I bite you on the head you'd shoot me???"
"No! And you needed a bath anyway after you crawled through that swamp! You're covered in slime!"
"Leave my slime out of this!"
Ironsides growled and threw a nut at them. "Yeah, as soon as we finish this mission I'm taking us all to the nearest relaxing place."
"Who the slag turned a giant alien teddy bear loose on Earth, anyway???"
"It tried to nom my head!"
"It couldn't have eaten you!"
"I panicked, alright? I don't like having my head in things' mouths!"
"That doesn't mean you had to blow it up! Now I need a bath!"
Ironsides looked away from the two flailing rookies and the bewildered rookie bridge who was still trying to figure out what had just happened, his optics meeting Roadqueen's. "I really gotta see about getting these guys some more RnR."
His wordmate snorted. "I would have shot the thing too, even if I were on RnR."
"Yeah, but Fixer's usually not the trigger happy one. That's me, or Keeper."
"I think he's got his mind on something else."
Ironsides lifted a brow plate. "Like what?"
"Like that femme he was talking to in the square that day."
"...Oriana Pax? She looks human. And Fixer isn't going to start mooning over some female he just met."
"That's not when he met her. They met in the goodie shop that time the runts got you that energon statue."
"... That was right after Sunstreaker died. When we finally sobered up."
"Yup."
"Slag! He's got a girlfriend?"
"Someone he wouldn't mind claiming as one, anyway." She smirked down at him.
"And part of Rodimus' inner circle... I knew he was insane, but not this insane." Ironsides scrubbed his face and muttered.
"So if I bite you on the head you'd shoot me???"
"No! And you needed a bath anyway after you crawled through that swamp! You're covered in slime!"
"Leave my slime out of this!"
Ironsides growled and threw a nut at them. "Yeah, as soon as we finish this mission I'm taking us all to the nearest relaxing place."
"Who the slag turned a giant alien teddy bear loose on Earth, anyway???"