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lalala

today didnt suck ass

it is mad nice out

i think that....fuck.....

1. I was adopted
2. if I wasn’t adopted my name would be Jamie
3. my parents were worried that I was only friends with guys in elementary school
4. but then hated all my friends that were girls
5. Ella and Andrea’s are like my two best friends in the world
6. I have friends all over the country
7. I confide everything in Sonja <3<3<3
8. I have dated over 21 guys since 6th grade
9. half of them were dumped because they were jackass’s
10. the others because they were homophobes
11. or hated my friends
12. im listening to modest mouse
13. my first imp table was me rob and Tony
14. my middle name is dawn
15. I need a hugs not drugs shirt
16. because me wearing it would be interesting
17. I like to smoke weed
18. I like to take acid
19. I like to drink
20. and cigarettes help calm my nerves and distress me
21. im quitting a lot of that for at least a month for people I love
22. Sam waters is the absolute man
23. sex to me is amazing
24. I like ribbed condoms
25. I like deans shirt that kinel pointed out felt like a ultra ribbed condom
26. I have always wanted to use a glow in the dark condom
27. I enjoy flinging thongs at people
28. thongs are my favorite type of underwear
29. and shoe
30. I enjoy emo music
31. I love bikinis
32. I am bisexual
33. Amy dardinski is one of my absolute best friends
34. Speaking of absolute I love vodka…..
35. I love the noises Vera makes when she’s high
36. I attempt to play guitar
37. im still listening to modest mouse
38. I like rock music
39. I also like jazz
40. I love to travel
41. especially to tropical places
42. but Europe is chill to
43. I’ve always wanted to go to Africa
44. I am a drama whore at times
45. I enjoy colorgaurd
46. I don’t enjoy our coach so much
47. I live for small town garage bands
48. basement bands work to
49. I have a massive crush on a certain drummer
50. And another drummer……
51. im currently dating a drummer
52. I counted how many times the song country grammar said the n word, but forgot.
53. I love Ben Jordan aka:bj
54. im not as big a slut as people think
55. my nickname in marys basement is whore
56. I love photography
57. I love jujubes
58. I love sugary things in general
59. I love hanging out in marys basement
60. I love watching horror movies even though
61. I scare easily
62. I can do a modified crimp walk
63. and I know how to shake what my momma gave me
64. I love to dance in general
65. my goal is to get Jeff b. to dance with me
66. I think that Abercrombie is bs, yet I think half the clothes are cute
67. im getting knee surgery on 420
68. I love to chill in butters room
69. the movies with fozzie make my life so much better
70. im getting sick of this so im not going to do 90, Sarah k is officially a better person than I am……
71. im addign one, i miss ben adn all my long distance peeps