The Ramaswami Household
Ugh, sorry this took so long, I wrote half of this and then Tumblr ate it. So! Over to the Ramaswami’s, where Priya is demonstrating why Tumblr needs a NSFW toggle. Happily this isn't so much of an issue over on LJ.
Don’t ask where she’s hiding that mobile phone.
Secret Sue: Just so you know, we do have a dress code, and that dress code is clothes.
Anyway, here’s Rani! Probably.
Adequate parenting? In MY game?
Well... sometimes.
Clyde: This, by the way, is why I end up becoming the evil twin.
And here’s Sanjay, thrilled about snow.
Sanjay: It’s so cool!
Getting the dad jokes in early, I see.
Matthew: Please invite me in before my chain mail rusts.
Competent Nanny - The Legend Continues!
Matthew: But can she powder this ass!?
Marissa: Eggs though?
Sanjay: I could sleep.
So do it, I’m not stopping you.
Sanjay: You’re sure as shit not helping me.
That’s not a bed.
That’s also... hmm...
Sanjay and Priya:
Oh, OK, seems I can’t interact with the bed, oops! I’ll just do a lil force error aaaaand...
Success!
Nanny: How do you suck so badly at this, Matt?
Ballet!
Hi Lazlo!
Lazlo: HACK HACK COUGH COUGH.
Bye Lazlo!
Priya: I mean, the great thing about a Victoria Sponge is that it uses basic ingredients and doesn’t cost much. Who wants to waste £40 and a whole day whipping up a mad trifle though?
Clyde grows up! He’s a fancy little guy!
And it’s straight on the pot.
Rani next!
Priya: I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME!
Nothing a little TV time with Mary-Sue can’t fix.
Or, y’know, that works too.
So nice to see that parenthood hasn’t affected their love life.
Even though it’s trying really hard.
Baby goes on floor?
Baby goes on floor.
Sanjay: Can you not flush the toilet when I’m showering!?
Priya: Maybe you should not shower when I’m using the toilet?
Nanny: Who needs outerwear when there’s men this hot out?
Toddler training!
Toddler trained!
Is there some reason you decided to grill sausages in the snow?
Sanjay: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nanny: Peek a boo!
And then more toddler training.
Clyde: That’s right, give me the good shit.
Speaking of...
Sanjay: You disgust me.
Priya: Wanna take a break from childcare and make out?
Sanjay: Absolutely!
Sanjay: *motorboats*
Then back to childcare.
Decided it was about time I gave the nanny a nice, comfy makeover.
Carmen: Maybe next you can try remembering my name.
I’ll give it a go!
Well that was a fucking waste of time, wasn’t it.
Oh, in case you were wondering, Clyde really wasn’t joking about being the evil twin.
Jesus Christ, Clyde.
He does have his adorable moments though.
Clyde: GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU.
Townie: Ugliest man alive.
Sanjay: I don’t have to take this from a townie with glitch-tone hair.
Today I learned Sims can hold toddlers while they learn charisma!
More of this.
Priya: Ew, disgusting. Time to clean.
Once again,
that was a fucking waste of time, wasn’t it.
Clyde: Bitch.
Priya: Nope nope nope I already cleaned that toilet twice.
Clyde: You were done with that, right?
Rani: No!
Clyde: Wow, that’s too bad, ‘cause it’s mine now.
Rani: BETRAYAL!
Sanjay: Damn, did she throw up in here too?
Quite possibly.
But before we have to deal with any new babies, let’s deal with the old ones.
First to grow up is Clyde.
Clyde: I wish Matthew was my dad.
Nope.
Natasha: But is it art?
And then it’s Rani’s turn.
I’m just... going to ignore that. They’re getting new clothes anyway.
Sanjay: Hey, cutie.
Heather: True love.
You’re at his kid’s birthday-
Heather: TRUE. LOVE.
Anyway, here’s Clyde with clothes. For some reason, he looks permanently exhausted.
Clyde: Evil is a full time job.
Yeah OK shut up, Megamind.
And here’s Rani. She also looks knackered.
Rani: It’s hard work being the good one.
Clyde: *torment*torment*torment*
Rani: For example, I have to put up with this bullshit.
There’s always time for ponies though.
This would be a cute family picture if half of these people weren’t random gatecrashing strangers.
Pop!
So now Priya’s showing, I let her relax at home while Sanjay took the twins to the park.
Clyde: I’m in space, maaaan!
Rani: Tee hee.
And then Sanjay abandons his children to go gambling.
Sanjay: Hey, could be worse, this could be that strip poker table you have.
True!
The twins rolled a want for playground equipment and now Rani lives there.
Ah, now this is a nice family bonding picture.
And I couldn’t not post a nice, family dinner, could I?
Another pop!
But for now we’ll leave Priya and Sanjay literally necking.
Sanjay: Honestly, I have zero complaints about the height mod, I’m exactly where I want to be.
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