My name isn't Patricia Schultz, but it might as well be.

[randomvariablel]

 I feel like my life is winding down, the way I keep thinking of things I want to do before I leave. And I guess, in a way, it is.

-I swear, I will get up that goddamn Washington Monument. Even if they say it's sold out til June 13th.
-Ridiculous day of tourism. Among other things, I'll make sure to make use of an FBI t-shirt, a visor, shorts w/ high

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[maryfordummies]

Please tell me the cowboy reference is intentional in"yee hwa?"

Also, you should totally venture to Oklahoma. A giant slice of Americana. Just ask the twins.