I recently watched a video my uncle sent me because it closely resembles a family reality, apparently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U08Bv7UQT1

Now I'm watching the real thing, and I assure you, the documentary is scarily similar. Home videos of my mom when she was little with her sister, brother, and parents.

Here's the label on the VHS tape that ( Read more... )

I still haven't gotten sick, thank the gods of Guthridge. I still feel it coming. I'm sure it's not going to be helped by my upcoming sleepless nights as midterm paper due dates get closer and closer. By closer I mean tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Procrastination, take me now ( Read more... )

You find out once you get to your job that you had a two hour delayed arrival.

Fuck.

Me: I cannot string together three coherent sentences. I should probably just pretend I have a twitch so they can't hold it against me if I stutter ( Read more... )

I know this is in no way a new revelation, but the campus bookstore's prices are out of control. What if your campus bookstore had a sign advertising, "$8.59 FIVE STAR FIVE SUBJECT NOTEBOOK." Well, guys, if you think that is a good deal, you'd be right. Because the current price of that exact notebook at the bookstore is $10.49. Ten muthafuckin ( Read more... )

I love when people come to visit for Christmas. My favorite thing to answer is "what do we do today?" and the answer is, "First, people come over, then we eat, then we eat again, then we open some presents, then we eat, then some more people come over, then we eat again." Did I mention that we eat ( Read more... )

Getting a 61 on my exam today makes me feel like the 40 some-odd hours I studied for it last week were really well spent.

How do you do this problem? I don't know, ask hao. How do you do this problem? I don't know, ask hao. How do you do this problem? ...

Hopefully, I'll do better on the one I have this evening that I didn't study for at all!

Blocked at work ( Read more... )

Since high school, I've been one of those special people who writes their life in a planner. I'm not just talking about what assignments I need to do. Appointments. Trips. Sometimes even things with the friends. Too much? Probably ( Read more... )

"Ok. Worst case scenario. You don't get into any graduate school, and then you're homeless."

That comment was supposed to make me realize nothing could be that bad. Discuss.