The Ten Tankian Commandments (part fan, part Serj)

[randomxfangirl]

1. Thou shalt never use Serj's name in vain nor portray Him in any ridiculously horrible fashion. Berjisar's story is one thing because it is within System of a Down, but a video of him having a threesome with Marilyn Manson and Little Jimmy Urine in badly made drawings on Microsoft Paint is downright sinful

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[gottxistxtot]

Ohhhhhhhhhh Diamond, girl, you make him sound so egotistical!

lol

[randomxfangirl]

:D Commandment One comes from an actual video on YouTube >.<

I like #10 the most *squee*