I really just want to get this all straight.

[randy_andie]

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Amycus put a "love potion" on Dolohov. That's why Dolohov decided to stop having sex with girls, namely me.

Yaxley isn't is really gay. And afraid to come out. Yaxley isn't gay so he says.Men should shave their legs

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[fallingblack]

But Yaxley is gay, love. He's just afraid of coming out, what with all the sudden backlash.

[randy_andie]

Oh. I got that one wrong then.

Thanks Reg, my little gossip queen.

[fallingblack]

We all make mistakes sometimes.

You're welcome, darling. Though, a few of your other facts are interesting, though not entirely false.

[randy_andie]

Thank Merlin we're not house elves.

Really? So I'm on the right track with knowing the scoop?

Andromeda

[zomgwormtail]

It's fine, I'm over it.

You want to go out?

Re: Andromeda

[randy_andie]

What?

Re: Andromeda

[zomgwormtail]

Nothing.

Re: Andromeda

[randy_andie]

Are you serious?

Because if you're just... trying to make me feel better.

What... shite.

[mcdolohov]

Look, lay off Carrow, all right? He hasn't done anything. I stopped having sex with you because I got tired of it, and it's nothing personal against you. Just-- Just leave it, Andromeda.

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What's it to you? What do you get out of it?

[randy_andie]

I never did anything to Carrow. According to the mass of general population, what I wrote was true. Doesn't mean I believe it.

Private
We already went over this, are you thick or some-- Actually, never mind. Don't even bother, not necessary.

[mcdolohov]

Stop circulating fucking silly rumors then. And there's nothing to believe. Nothing happened.

Private
You're going to have to explain it again. Slowly. With simple words.

[randy_andie]

I'm not circulating, really, I'm not. I'm trying to get the supposed facts straight myself.

Private
I may not need you but, if I do... I propose a deal. According to everyone else in the school, we'd be in a pretend relationship. This would mean that everyone would see that you were in a relationship, with a girl, there goes gay rumours. For me, people would think I was in a real relationship meaning that I achieved my goal of not having sex until being in a relationship. Then we'd "break up" and I can have sex again. And you wouldn't be gay.

[zomgpadfoot]

...pardon?

[randy_andie]

Seriously, we talked this through, you'd be a good candidate as long as you didn't eminate hate afterwards.

Think about it. Think about smooth, soft skin. Think about never being sore from leg hair brushing against pants the wrong way.

[zomgpadfoot]

I think not.

[randy_andie]

Sirius, don't be a party pooper.