On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

*exasperated sigh ( Read more... )

i'm really sick of feeling sick ( Read more... )

you know what freaks me out? i just downloaded two songs that i probably haven't heard since the (very) early 80's...and i still know all the words to both songs. (btw the two songs: "since you been gone" & "street of dreams" both by Rainbow ( Read more... )

I AM THE MASTER OF LAME!!!

i just about choked to death on applesauce...yes, applesauce. and was this close to death. couldn't draw in nary a breath. was conniption-fitting like a madwoman. was this close to seizuring on the floor. i'm thinking it may have been the insane amount of cinnamon in the sauce that caused the choking!

so yesterday i went in search of a new ringtone and ended up with "dream police" by cheap trick. (i had a very difficult time deciding between "surrender", "dream police" and "come on come on".) so yay new ringtone ( Read more... )

i am beyond incensed that we lost another freakin' receptionist!!!!!!! wtf!?!?!? these people seem normal enough when we hire them and then a couple months down and they just suddenly just quit showing up. i swear there's something terribly askew with the current 20-something generation. they have absolutely no work ethic to speak of! i'm ( Read more... )

There's something off with me today (yes today...shaddup). I feel totally exhausted and yet completely wound up, like my insides are ready to boogie all night long but my brain and appendages are groggy and heavy. my body is a contradiction unto itself. damn thing never seems to want to work right ( Read more... )

dood the crows are out to get me!!!!!! i heard cawing and looked out my window and there's an EVILBEYONDEVIL (enormous) crow standing on top of a car giving me the most evil murderous glare of EVOL i have ever witnessed. he's just staring at me with his evil eye!!! and i wouldn't be freaked out so much if the evil crows didn't already scare me ( Read more... )

notes to self ( Read more... )