Regarding Paris Hilton

"I'm embarrassed to be the same species as her."

I just watched the first episode of the now defunct "Lone Gunman" TV series which was a spin off of the "X-Files". This show was aired in mid 2001.... before September 11. If you have not yet worked out why I am amazed at this episode you fail at life.

It is no wonder why this show had such a short lifespan.

I just prepared a draft invoice for a client.... it covers a series of charges that amounts to....... $666.

Invoice of the beast!

Have your boss bring in thier infant child! I had two letters approved without any amendments. I generally get a few amendments on my draft letters, but today none, and I was sure one of them was gonna be attacked with ole red!

Either that or my letter writing skils are getting better.... nah must be the kid!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rangermcdee!

1. Rangermcdee can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
2. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear rangermcdee had to pay a special rangermcdee tax.
3. The horns of rangermcdee are made entirely from hair.
4. Red rangermcdee at night, shepherd's delight. Red ( Read more... )

I just spent 20 minutes with my boss looking through a file that had me really bothered. A United States associate had forwarded a series of assignment documents relating to the documents that Australian filing was based on. After looking through the file and raking my brain for my basic knowledge on whether it was required or not I had come to ( Read more... )

Taken from News.com.au....

"When they arrived at the shopping centre, Ms Costa went inside and hired the chairs, which were escorted to the car park by a security guard. The guard had changed by the time they wanted to leave."

I wonder why it did not dawn on the new security gaurds to escort them?  Further the story indicates that other members of ( Read more... )

But this made me a little angry and sad....

Really, thats just not required. I just wanna know, was it ineptitue at interpreting a company rule or was it a couple of bullies getting a kick. Neither really is acceptable, but the former can at least be explained by stupidity.

Fist off, I gotta say I had a pretty good weekend, so the bad things I am gonna discuss here are not that bad. I won't go into my weekend, but lets just say that every part of my socialising was close to social bliss as I have come recently.
( rant time )

With the beginning of the one day cricket tournament here in Australia I wonder if all the little Boonies have started to speak yet?