And to cheer myself up... here's my review to the A Nightmare On Elm Street remake... I'm going to break it up into two categories, one explaining my views as a stand alone, the other will be a comparison to the original ( Read more... )

Dawn of the Dead (1978), Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Land Of The Dead (almost anything by George Romero), Shaun of the Dead, The Return of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, 28 Days Later, Halloween (almost anything by John Carpenter), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1973), HOSTEL, A Nightmare On Elm Street, NATURAL ( Read more... )

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This one time, I sprayed my face in my eye ( Read more... )

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I'm throwing a party next month and we're all going to watch the best film ever made:

HOWARD THE DUCK

You've been warned...

In a far off land within the uncharted regions of the jungle laid the homeland of what the villagers called Barbarians. Large, strong, powerful warriors that could hunt and forge steel as strong as any warlord. To many they were considered a myth besides the few who had escaped their grasp to live to tell about it. They were a sight that would ( Read more... )

Long ago people of the land lived in prosperity by the rule of a righteous king. Evil and Violence had been long forgotten under a hopeful sky. All that was wicked had been cast out as witch craft and beliefs of forces far beyond our mortal stand had been outlawed, except for one... The princess was somewhat of a mystery to the public’s eye for she ( Read more... )

Why did Hitler kill the Jews...

Because Chuck Norris wasn't there to do it.

The last 20 minutes or so of the HILLS HAVE EYES remake fucking ruled, other than that, it was alright.

2.5 out of 4