We had tornado sirens go off the other night, and some of my students were sure it was ISIS. In [insert name of not-big city in a flyover state here]. Yeah.
Well, in fairness, if I wanted to scare the shit out of a bunch of Americans, a suicide bombing at a predominately white upper class elementary school in Iowa would be perfect....
But yeah, unlikely. The news hasn't said what it was but four houses went up... I think a meth lab blew because seriously, no smoke when I left, and twenty minutes later there was a honking huge plume of smoke so it started fast.
*not actually advocating that ISIS suicide bomb a predominantly white upper class elementary school in Iowa. Hi there NSA guys... do you like BSG fanfic?
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My guess? Meth lab.
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Had to chuckle at your disclaimer to the NSA about the school in Iowa.
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And really, my genuine concern is more I don't want to give people ideas so... remember, Iowans are well armed!
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But yeah, unlikely. The news hasn't said what it was but four houses went up... I think a meth lab blew because seriously, no smoke when I left, and twenty minutes later there was a honking huge plume of smoke so it started fast.
*not actually advocating that ISIS suicide bomb a predominantly white upper class elementary school in Iowa. Hi there NSA guys... do you like BSG fanfic?
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