OH man you wouldn't belive what I did last night... I broke into a small studio apartment looking for Jewlls to steal but all I found was a woman. So I picked out her eyes and took them home with me ( Read more... )

din Din DIN DIN DIN.... I have the power to kill Caroll Flower just give me an hour or two. I have the resource to get covered in rape sauce just please don't tell my family.

SO yeah thats the new song comming out soon... trust me you'll love it!

Man just come back from my latest excersion in East Timor... DO you know it? I'm sure you've heard all about it on the rape vine but now I'm here to tell you first hand what it was like ( Read more... )

Hey, Did you watch the news last night? Kelsy Grammer and Green Day formed together and created a remix of American Idiot. It Goes A Little Something Like This ( Read more... )

Hey men... heeeey Ladies by saying ladies I actully mean the male genitalia ( Read more... )

Hey have you heard about Betty? Well she's dead! I bet you thought I was going to say Betty Spagetti and then break into a Techno rap that would put J Scales to shame. Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news and breath but what the hell do you think this is? A cafe? For God sake! Sweet Satan and bubu Jesus! RAPE Rape rape ( Read more... )

Hi gang and happy new yers. Is dis 2006 and is dis gonna be a good yer ( Read more... )

Hello and Welcome to the wonderfull world of live journal with your favorite rape victoria, Kensington reporting to you live from Koala-Lumpa ( Read more... )

Hey liddle peanuts... you know what time it is? Well its time for another update! And your gonna read it ( Read more... )

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Last night I spent the as usual the night bymyself... I had eaten a few onions earlyier that morning and left some chewed up peices in the sun. So that night I went out to peg the washing up and would you belive it... they were dried. So naturally I ate them and belive me it was fantasic...