Who: Peony and Jade
What: IM log
When: Feb 23rd
Where: over the intarwebz
Why: Cause we can.
Warnings: none?
QuiteJaded: I feel so popular today.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Do you?
QuiteJaded: Yes.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I can't imagine why.
QuiteJaded: The cliff looks so inviting right now.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Jade. B|
QuiteJaded: What?
ThisLittleRappiggy: Stop talking like that.
QuiteJaded: I'll dye my hair black and make it cover my face.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Oh Jade. <3 Or should I say Jaded. ;-)
QuiteJaded: Call me Raven.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Quoth the raven "Nevermore"
QuiteJaded: Oh, you. <3
ThisLittleRappiggy: Oh me. <3
QuiteJaded: .........
ThisLittleRappiggy: What
QuiteJaded: This is the part where I usually find some outlandish reason to nestle into your manly bosom.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Unfortunately, you're not here. Does this mean we're going to cyber? ;-)
QuiteJaded: I trap you inside of your royal chambers...
ThisLittleRappiggy: Oh my... Jade.
QuiteJaded: And pin you against the wall.
ThisLittleRappiggy: My heart is beating so fast.
QuiteJaded: Then I run my hands up your sides, and tickle you into submission.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I can't do this.
QuiteJaded: I was wondering how long it would take. Talk.
ThisLittleRappiggy: You're the one that messaged me, I thought you had something you wanted to talk about.
QuiteJaded: It's nothing that I haven't said to you already. Now talk.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Jade.
QuiteJaded: Your Majesty.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I'm fine. Really. <3
QuiteJaded: What happened with Nephry?
ThisLittleRappiggy: Nothing. As much as I joked around about "is it too soon?" I do know my boundaries
QuiteJaded: That's not what I meant, but thank you for the hint.
ThisLittleRappiggy: You're welcome.
QuiteJaded: Now, tell me.
ThisLittleRappiggy: What happened when you changed back. Not the situation you were in, but...
QuiteJaded: How the two of you were alone?
QuiteJaded: Unbridled guilt?
ThisLittleRappiggy: Physically, Jade.
QuiteJaded: Ah.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I imagine it was the same for you as it was for us.
QuiteJaded: There's a reason why Winry had to loan me clothing.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Yes. Well. Our younger selves were taking a nap.
QuiteJaded: Oh ho.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Oh no.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I hadn't seen her since the funeral, Jade.
QuiteJaded: Go on.
ThisLittleRappiggy: It was awkward. I thought I'd be happy to wake up with her in my arms but, it just felt weird.
QuiteJaded: It usually is when you're caught in bed with a woman who has been recently widowed, Your Majesty.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I wouldn't know, it's never happened before.
QuiteJaded: Remember what I said before about guilt?
ThisLittleRappiggy: Depnds... which thing would that be?
QuiteJaded: The unbridled guilt.
ThisLittleRappiggy: What about it?
QuiteJaded: Put two and two together.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I don't want to.
QuiteJaded: Peony.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Jade.
QuiteJaded: Your Majesty.
ThisLittleRappiggy: What?
QuiteJaded: If you can force me to confront my latest travesty, I can do it to you.
ThisLittleRappiggy: What do you want me to say, Jade? That it's entirely my fault? I don't need you agreeing with me about it.
QuiteJaded: If you remember our little talk after the incident, I hardly believe it's all your fault.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Sync told me himself that he was just removing the obstacle in my path to getting what I want.
QuiteJaded: It's his fault then. Not yours.
ThisLittleRappiggy: He only did it for me, Jade. How isn't it my fault.
QuiteJaded: You didn't push him to do it.
ThisLittleRappiggy: He said my ordering him not to made him want to do it more.
QuiteJaded: He's a brat.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I know.
QuiteJaded: It's not your fault.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I have a hard time believing that.
QuiteJaded: It's not.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Don't forget, when Sync returns to normal, you need to punish him for that.
QuiteJaded: ...I'll be sure to.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Don't want to change the course of history too much. <3
QuiteJaded: To be honest, I've actually spent my rage.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I know, but we can't let him think it was okay to do what he did. At least this way you won't kill him in the process.
QuiteJaded: I never said I wasn't going to beat him. <3
ThisLittleRappiggy: Good. <3
QuiteJaded: For you.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Not for you?
QuiteJaded: Like I said, I've already taken out my frustrations.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Ah, right.
QuiteJaded: ...How was he. When you spoke to him.
ThisLittleRappiggy: He seemed alright.
QuiteJaded: ...He had a concussion when I brought him to the infirmary.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Oh. I didn't notice anything off about him other than the color of his face.
QuiteJaded: The healers probably took care of the injuries, then.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Probably.
QuiteJaded: Ah. Speaking of which. I have blood on my walls, if you'd be kind enough to inform the maids...
ThisLittleRappiggy: I'll send some guards to clean it. <3
QuiteJaded: You're a doll.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I don't want the maids seeing it is all. :3
QuiteJaded: Oh?
ThisLittleRappiggy: Of course. If they saw that, the might stay away from you even when you're not wearing your glasses.
QuiteJaded: ....Please, by all means, send an army of maids.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Nope. <3
QuiteJaded: I insist.
ThisLittleRappiggy: And I decline.
QuiteJaded: I hate you.
ThisLittleRappiggy: You love me.
QuiteJaded: You're right.
ThisLittleRappiggy: I know. <3
ThisLittleRappiggy: Now, if you don't mind. I think I'm going to get some sleep.
QuiteJaded: That would make one of us.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Not tired?
QuiteJaded: I'm exhausted.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Then go to bed.
QuiteJaded: I'll try.
ThisLittleRappiggy: Good night. <3
QuiteJaded: Good night.
ThisLittleRappiggy has signed off