[VOICE POST] Karma?

[rappigstyle]

[Using the same PA system Jade had used the night before, his words echoing through the palace as he also records the voice post]

Jade, thank you for the lovely night spent in jail. I can't thank you enough. To show my gratitude, I have a recording I'd like to share with you

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS COMMUNITY.

[rappigstyle]

You don't count as a child if you're having sex with Winry.

[automailmaker]

PEONY.

[rappigstyle]

It's the truth.

[x_insensate_x]

I'm not part of this I'm not part of this I am so not part of this...

[rappigstyle]

Of course you aren't. And I'm the King of Kimlasca.

[x_insensate_x]

Maybe I'll join them. Their kingdom seems infinitely quieter than Malkuth.

[abyssjade]

Ah, but their office parties aren't nearly as fun.

[wisdom_pearl]

...Should I even inquire as to what is going on, or would I be much better off in ignorance?

[rappigstyle]

You're probably better off not knowing.

I don't believe we've spoken before. I'm Peony, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[wisdom_pearl]

Perhaps that would be for the best, yes...in all honesty, I really didn't want to know to start with...

Ah, we probably haven't. I'm still rather new here myself. I am Zelda - the pleasure is all mine.

[rappigstyle]

Zelda? What a lovely name to match such a lovely lady. ♥

Here, I'll throw one of my ten-year-olds at you.

[exploding_bangs]

What's that?

[rappigstyle]

Nothing you need to worry about.