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[raptgraffito]

In lieu of actually describing my ride to burning man I've come up with a new way of describing the random people you meet on craigslist: The Danny Index. All the people I had to deal with involving my moped ranked about 1.5 to 2. Danny would be the upper threshold with a score of 10

Comments

[dogfog]

You're driving to Burning Man on a moped? That's hard-core.

[grumpydoctor]

don't die you crazy man

[raptgraffito]

though I was supposed to leave this morning, "Ms. Danny" called me at 4:30 am telling me that her ovaries hurt and that she was going to alta bates to get an ultrasound. her cell phone is off.

Which means I'm still in the bay: fuck.