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Nov 19, 2009 09:12

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[voice] 7livesleft November 20 2009, 02:58:19 UTC

[Not staring.]

... I lived in space, if that helps.

[voice] raptorcop November 20 2009, 03:07:42 UTC

[SPIKE PLEASE BE THE ALIEN'S FRIEND.]

And yet, 'turian' still doesn't ring a bell?

[voice] 7livesleft November 20 2009, 03:11:58 UTC

[He's never seen an alien before, but he's not one to judge.

Also, thinking hard about this one...]

What is it-?

[video] raptorcop November 20 2009, 03:20:42 UTC

[clicks video feed back on. :|]

Here, a little visual aid.

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voice omoidezukuri November 20 2009, 08:47:32 UTC

Most people don't get to go to outer space. Where I'm from, I guess.

What's Mycotoxin? Some kind of drug?

voice raptorcop November 21 2009, 07:12:52 UTC

It's a poison extracted from certain kinds of fungi and mold. As far as I know, it's one of the few dextro-protein foods most humans might recognize.

[SO DRYLY,] It's not tasty but at this point I'm not going to be picky.

las;dkjf icon lovetiems pickn_pockets November 22 2009, 15:14:54 UTC

Sounds like a poison.

....You alright? I don't know, don't take offense but you don't look so good.

if only I had one covered in bloooood raptorcop November 22 2009, 19:46:48 UTC

It is, for humans.

[Rasps loudly in the kind of laugh even humans could detect is quite humorless.]

It's not a look I prefer.

AAA OMG /touches this icon pickn_pockets November 22 2009, 19:52:11 UTC

[wonders ever-so-briefly if the alien man was looking for poison to kill off these humans]

You need it?

[decides that they can all die once around here, what's the harm?]

raptorcop November 22 2009, 19:59:54 UTC

[Don't worry, the murderous red mist won't really set in for a little while yet. 8)]

I need food, but whatever works.

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VIDEO ; FILTERED absolute_npc November 23 2009, 21:32:39 UTC

You seek Mycotoxin?

VIDEO ; FILTERED raptorcop November 24 2009, 01:50:04 UTC

Or anything better you might have, if it's based on dextro-proteins. Human foods are toxic to turians; I've run out of alternatives.

VIDEO ; FILTERED absolute_npc November 25 2009, 11:21:16 UTC

I will explore the options of something more valuable to your health. In the meantime, I encourage you to continue your conversation with his Majesty.

[yeah she sees through these filters 8(]

VIDEO ; FILTERED raptorcop November 26 2009, 03:09:44 UTC

[Oh you creeper. :|]

If that's what works. One final question.

voice ; private deifies November 24 2009, 08:00:46 UTC

[ neutrally ]

Your physiology accepts poison as food?

voice ; private raptorcop November 24 2009, 08:13:29 UTC

[ wry, ] A turian might be in the habit of asking humans the same question.

voice ; private deifies November 24 2009, 08:20:09 UTC

Forgive me. Out of all the foreigners that have been brought to my city, you are the first of your kind I've seen.

I can supply you with what you seek.

voice ; private raptorcop November 24 2009, 08:29:03 UTC

Deal in poisons?

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