Semper Ubi Sububi

Jun 18, 2006 19:11

Stolen from Eric:

The Leather Thong
Your result? 28% practical. 70% sexy. 70% confident. We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Impulsive. Kinky. Confident. Dry-clean only. Your signature underwear is THE LEATHER THONG.
A fetishist piece of underwear if there ever was one. I was originally going to make this category about chain-link underwear, but Courtney Love never photgraphs well.

You've come out of the test registering as someone with both a high sex drive, and a high level of confidence. You're both more extroverted, and more interested in sex than the average person. You're also a little more on the emotional side than the rational one, and when we measure that in terms of rationality, the leather thong/g-string can be seen as PLENTY irrational. At the very least, they chafe like you wouldn't believe. Or maybe you would. And that's cool. In my opinion, this is possibly the best category to score in - you're keen, self-assured and able to think outside the box. So just keep doing what you do!

Check out all of the possible results here, there are 12 for males and 12 for females in total, including your result...

MALES

The Flannel Pyjamas

The Satin Boxers

The Denim Cutoffs

The Speedo

The Modern Corset

The Leather Thong

The Thermals

The Sports Brief

The Classic Brief

The Boxer Brief

Commando!

The Leopard Thong

FEMALES

The Flannel Pyjamas

The T-Shirt

The Vintage Nightie

The Bustier

The Vintage Corset

The Leather Thong

The High Rise Brief

The Sports Bra

The Classic Bra

The Boyleg Brief

Commando!

The Classic Thong

And, last of all, don't forget to check out my Homicidal Maniac Test. It's hilarious.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on practicality

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

You scored higher than 99% on confidence

You scored higher than 99% on gender
Link: The Underwear Personality Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Mmm...close, but not quite me, I'd say. Im prolly more the "Classic Thong." This is just too....chafing. And doesn't breathe well.

Well, maybe id wear it if it was purple...
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