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1. Do you wear a name tag at work?
yup. I also wear it out @ bars so ppl can know who I am
2. What kind of car do you drive?
95 Ford Escort
3. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
Nacho Cheese chalupa
4. Have you ever had a garage sale?
back when I was a wee lad
5. What color is your iPod?
AUNT JEMIMAH
6. What kind of dog do you have?
Austraiian Shepard Mix Mutt
7. What's for dinner tonight?
I just ate some pringles and hot pockets
8. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I do believe it was a vodka cranberry @ Billy Frogs last night
9. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Its a tie b/t throwing it into Tablerock Lake or snapping it in half
10. Last time you were sick?
oh idek
11. How long is your hair?
its getting to fro-ish status
12. Are you happy right now?
increasingly
13. What did you say last?
"goodnight babe"
14. Who came over last night?
no one, I went to Sarahs and we meandered off to the strip club
15. Do you drink beer?
LOVE beer
16. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
no they know that I was actually a test tube baby
17. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
I only have one and its for the library
18. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Shit, no idea
19. What is in your pocket?
Nothin, Im wearin mesh shorts
20. Who introduced you to Dane Cook?
Melanie and thank you bc its just one more person I can add to my "douchebag of the yr" award list to
21. Where do you hurt?
nothing on me hurts
22. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
nope thatd be so sweet
23. What DVD is in your DVD player?
PORN
24. What's something fun you did today?
watched the ipod touch commercial on repeat
25. Who was the principal of your high school?
Schmellberg
26. Has your house ever been TP'd?
no but my car did. and the bitches covered it in laundry detergent and cat shit before they did it
27. What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
Macy
28. What are you listening to right now?
"Art Bitch" by CSS
29. Drinking?
nada
30. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
The one with the least amount of Dog the Bounty Hunter WT look alikes
32. When is your birthday?
March 18th
33. What's the area code for your cell phone?
712
34. Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing ?
I was born with it
35. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
nada
36. How many states in the US have you been to?
around 40
37. What kind of milk do you drink?
2%
38. What are you going to do after this?
Probably mastubate, pop in Mean Girls and go to bed
39. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Myself
40. What is your favorite fruit?
strawberries
41. What about your favorite dessert?
Cherries in the snow
42. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Clothes
43. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
yeah
44. What kind of car do your siblings drive?
my brother drives an 03 Hyandai and my sister drives a 98 Ford Escort
45. Do you like pickles?
yep
46. How about olives?
yes, esp. when mixed with vodka
47. What is your favorite kind of gum?
it doesnt matter
48. What is your favorite kind of juice?
The mixed fruit juice drinks
49. Do you have any tan lines?
I dont have a tan in general
50. What hospital were you born in?
IDK Mercy or Jennie Edmundson
51. Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs. Shanks!
Rinse and repeat, bbs