Yule Brenner

[raptroll]

I love Christmas. I mean I really love Christmas. I love the magic, the pomp, the ritual, the smells, the songs, the food, the coziness. I love trying to find unique, thoughtful gifts that will surprise and please my family. I hate giving gifts off of Christmas lists. I don't want to just be an errand boy who runs to Mervyn's to pick you up

Comments

[mariafatal]

I like Yul Brenner.

My goal this year was to try and buy clothing for my brother in New York that wasn't overly gay. It makes me yearn for the paint-a-plate places.

[raptroll]

there's no paint-a-plate in New York?

[mariafatal]

Girl I ain't got time for that.

[dwarfed_master]

If you would've told me sooner, I would've LOVED to come to paint-a-plate with you!

[raptroll]

it might not be to late. we'd have to call them

[smitten4skadden]

hold on. im coming back to town today and i AM your paint a plate buddy. we haven't missed a year yet.

[raptroll]

I always thought you went just to humor me

fleas

[thevisiblecat]

i still think a baby chicken from the flea market is a good idea. that or the shirt with smurfette on it that says, "super rich".

Re: fleas

[raptroll]

I thought that was the Super Mario shirt?

Re: fleas

[thevisiblecat]

probably. supermario and smurfette are both "super rich"

[brandinnn]

what kind of spy tool makes a sound every 30 minutes to annoy people?

[raptroll]

its just like this little microchip thing that has an adhesive surface so that you can stick it under your officemate's desk or something, or hide it behind a light fixture. It is supposed to happen just often enough and random enough to be impossible to pinpoint and it lasts for months!

[brandinnn]

why would a spy do that though? it doesn't even make sense.

what about something like that where it explodes when you move it, like the adhesive back sticks and if it's removed from the back it explodes. it would be hard to trace who did it because it may be months before someone found it. and the person who found it would be the worker who freaks out about little things like that and everyone hates.

but then, why would you do that?

[raptroll]

I guess you don't know very much about the art of spying. It's not all James Bond explosions. 95% of all spying is done in ways that are never reported. I'm sure you have heard of slow poisoning. Well, this is a lot like that, but it is designed to slowly drive your subject insane so that they will commit suicide. That way there is no way the crime can be traced back to you. Most suicides are actually just spy-hits caused by these devices.