This entry is all about oversharing.

[rare_exile]

For example: I got a pap smear today. What a way to tense your pelvic floor. I've had, what, fifteen? twenty? of these procedures, and not one has even managed to be comfortable, let alone erotic. So when I see medical porn, I'm all like, who is buying this? A cold metal duckbill, inserted without lube, and a giant q-tip scritching against your

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[ex_ramona222]

Provided it's a sound thing they should give it to everyone at the earliest age medically possible. First of all you get 'em young enough and they won't have a clue what it's about and noone has to worry about what "message" is being sent to them. Most importantly, however, rape and molestation are facts of life. We can't save every child from these horrors, but if we can at least spare them the double whammy of gaining one of the possible infections from the abuse we have to do that for them.

As for the innuendo laced name calling at your cat's expense, take it as read. ;D

[rare_exile]

i must be really tired, because i completely didn't get the double entendre until you pointed it out. :p

but now I would like to say for the record tht i am neither that much of a masochist, nor that hard up. :)

we rushed thalidomide into production and into women, and their babies were born missing limbs. the FDA has almost regular recall of medicinal products that kill you - vioxx among others. so I want to protect children as much as anyone, but have the clinical trials on this vaccine been done to satisfaction? or is this a quick rollout to satisfy other interests? because i have a hard time believing that curing cervical cancer is the #1 priority. maybe #2 behind "make gobs of money for merck". /cynicism

[ex_ramona222]

Oh absolutely - I'm completely on board with caution. My proviso "provided it's a sound thing" is firm!

[myhope]

LOL you will appreciate this

today i call the cable company and make my payment, while i am on the phone i say hey curious i dont pay extra for hbo, how much more a month would that be and how many other channels would i have to take, i already do not like MOST that i DO have

she was very nice
said well for an extra $15 a month i could get 11 hbo channels (who KNEW there were so many?!?! and WHY are there so many)

BUT what you should consider is the dvr package so that you can have a second digital tv in your home and it will have the dvr hard drive recording on it, so you can BLAH BLAH BLAH

and that will only be $2 and some cents a day

I said ummm

how much total?

$87 something umm so to get one more channel you think the best thing is for me to spend an extra $30 plus a month and just get a second digital box?

yes!

thanks i am what we call cheap and frankly y'all should be glad for what i do pay now

have a nice day!

laughs

love
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[rare_exile]

I love it! It's like having a coupon for $5 off a $100 purchase.
       "See, at our special bargain price, you're saving five percent."
       "Well, how much would I save if I just... didn't buy it at all?"

You'd have to watch a lot of HBO to make it worth the extra $15. It's basically a lot of movies you saw three years ago, and comedy specials from 1987, and infomercials for unimportant celebrities making unnecessary sequels to unoriginal films.

But I'm being kind. :)

[myhope]

LOL!

yeah, shakes head - marketing -- the new god

lol

love
t

[karenkh]

i had a killer dream last night i'll write it down later...i loved how it made me feel, which is fucked up because...well, it just is.

i always cough up hairballs when *I* lick the carpet, too (wow, that could be taken a couple of different ways)

[rare_exile]

i read that and i was like, ...! that's a strange dream. i think they're in the air.

i've found that a good wax helps prevent hairballs. and that's all i'm going to say about that. :p

[teenhealthdiva]

two words: open containers.

we thought our cat licked carpet too, until we realized that he only licked the spot where my dad dropped weed.

pleeeeeze take me any place north of the mason-dixon. i's need to git free! i'm willing to pan-handle and sell ass. my sign will read "will bone for freedom!"

[rare_exile]

i am laughing at your stoner cat. that is great.

i wish NYC actually was a different country (instead of just feeling like one), because i'd marry a motherfucker for citizenship.

[teenhealthdiva]

i would be willing to be trafficked...