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"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be ( Read more... )

Your 2005 Song Is
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laaaa...im at the commons with jennifer nguyen using the internet and i am the happiest girl in the world right now...its freakin ridiculously gorgeous out and i htink a trip to the inner harbor is in order...word ( Read more... )

My eyes can't believe what they have seen ( Read more... )

im quitting smoking on my birthday. its my present to myself. bahaa. and with quitting smoking i must also forego drinking for a while because we all know the two go hand in hand right? believe me or don't...this entry is just for some accountability ( Read more... )

You're what keeps me believing the world's not gone dead,
Strength in my bones put the words in my head.
When they pour out to paper, it's all for you.
'Cause that's what you do.

im 99% sure that i have bronchitis. and im 100% sure that i don't have health insurance. whaaaat the fuck.

dane cook is a funny man. but not as funny as mitch hedberg. im not gonna lie.

this weekend was murder ( Read more... )