For everyone: All the King’s Warships and All the King’s Men

[cathmorland]

For: Everyone
Author: alesserrain
Title: All the King’s Warships and All the King’s Men
Rating: R
Pairing: Baekhyun/Lay
Word count: 7391
Warnings: language, handwavy!science, secondhand embarrassment, nonlinear
Summary: Baekhyun is a warship whisperer and Yixing is his military detail. There’s a problem about boners but it’s not actually as funny

Comments

[alesserrain]

Ahhhh thank you! I... hope you didn't get into trouble in class while reading this. But I'm glad this made you laugh!

[bluedreaming]

O M G I LOVE THIS. Like I actually love this like actually like I would marry the words that make up this story, a not-accidental acceptance of the proposal of an ancient AI warship who only wants hugs and cuddles and snarky jokes before coffee. I love the flashing around and non-linear narrator and snark and comedy and awkwardness and Kyungsoo and this is just so great and perfect and exactly right. Exactly.

[alesserrain]

This is such a nice and cute comment, I- if I had a nice single AI warship at my disposal (that isn't helplessly in love with Baekhyun) I would gladly play matchmaker. Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed and the non-linear story worked for you, I was admittedly a bit worried about that ;;

[drainbamage954]

this was glorious. no, seriously, this was so wrap around jump around stories everywhere but they're all perfect kind of fantastic. There was not a dull moment in this and I loved every second of it. I loved how all the stories just kind of smashed together in a mish-mash of time that all ended up kind of bulking the overall thing together and fuck the way it just shoved us into baekxing without us realizing it is perfection.

I LOVED ALL THE FRIENDSHIPS SO GODDAMN MUCH!!! Literally everyone in this was glorious and hilarious and fuck baekhyun is such a mess of nerves and also fantastic stories and humor this was just such a fun and great read. And the baekxing, the baekxing was so soft and subtle but also kind of awkward erection in your back definitely there and fuck it was gorgeous

[alesserrain]

I've been wibbling about, typing and retyping how to respond to this because ahhh I'm just, this is such a lovely comment and I'm super happy and flattered that someone liked this and it worked somehow. I loved how all the stories just kind of smashed together in a mish-mash of time I wasn't confident if it will hold together and yay I'm happy it did :D :D

Without a doubt my favorite part of writing this was their friendships and their snark and it just cemented how much I like the group lol. And this: baekxing was so soft and subtle but also kind of awkward erection in your back I've always liked how baekxing in real life are so supportive and gentle with each other. I'm glad you like their dynamic here!

Thank you very much for commenting! And liking my 'handwavy science' haha (I have lots of feelings about AIs and space). The comments are literally making the first quarter of my year :D

[singilu]

THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING NKDGNLKERDNFLKNEKRLNFLKDSNLK

But no, really. I loved your Baekhyun and his voice and his mildly hard life and his friendship with Chanyeol and all the other characters and YIXING, sweet, caring, wonderful, bad ass, perfect Yixing.

I laughed a lot, I cooed but I also felt my heart flutter when Yixing tried to defrief Baekhyun the first time and when Baekhyun found out about the list and thought about it and just, so many feelings packed into this fic *______* The idea of Baekhyun singing to objects, I loved that so much. The fact things fall in love with him, it was so so wonderful. Just all of it, no really I'm in love with this fic and I'm so glad I found it and that it has been written, dear anon you are wonderful.

So yeah, I enjoyed this immensely, it brightened my day, I love it to pieces, thank you so much for all the joy it gave me. Your characters are super great and your writing is too and i'm jealous in a good way of how you thought of putting this together ♥

[alesserrain]

I'm- thank you so much, this is so sweet and I'm happy you liked this Baekhyun (I might've had too much fun embarrassing him) and the others and Yixing (I might've incepted myself to stanning him as hard as my no. 1 after writing this). I had a lot of fun figuring out how these two would fit together and I'm flattered that you enjoyed it so much.

The idea of Baekhyun singing to objects I really like vocal line's singing and Baekhyun's is so soothing, add to that my feelings for AIs and it was inevitable haha.

This comment brightened MY day, really, thanks again for reading and for this lovely, lovely comment :)

[mydeerest_luhan]

I don't know what else to say except THIS IS AWESOME AND I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH

[alesserrain]

Thank you for reading! And I'm glad you enjoyed this :)