Got Lost
Pairing: EunHae
Genre: attempted!crack
Length: one-shot
Summary: Basically... Donghae got lost.
Disclaimer: Oh, come on! If I owned these SMEXY boys, do you really think we would need fics??? ~wiggles eyebrows suggestively~
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“Hyukie!”
“What took so long?”
“Got lost.”
“How could you get lost? This place is just five minutes from the apartment.”
“Well, I left, got turned around somehow, got really lost, then I finally knew where I was, but I got lost again. Then, I found my way again, but then a dog started chasing me and I lost my way again. So finally, I’m here.”
“How did you find your way again?”
“Hm. Can’t remember. Oh, well.”
“Donghae, that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.”
“But it’s true! I swear it really did happen! I got totally lost.”
“What am I going to do with you?”
“Kiss me?”
“I really can’t say no to that, can I?”
“Nope!”
“Okay.”
And they kissed.
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A/N: Yes, I know this was extremely short, but got the idea from this crazy radio commercial. I was on the rock station and the commercial came on (Idr what it was about) and this one dude met up with his friend and the friend is like "What took so long? This place is close by." And the other guy started telling him about how he kept getting lost. Idr if he was chased by a dog, but I added that part into my fic cuz I thought it'd make it even funnier. XD /fail
Anyway, who else thinks YooSu and OnKey/JongKey would be great with this story??? I started thinkin bout it and thought that Junsu/Onew/Jonghyun would be in Donghae's place and Yoochun/Key would be in Eunhyuk's place. I can just see it! X3 (Except with that JongKey version, I'd make it friends!JongKey. I admire and respect their friendship, also find it hilarious, but OnKey is just an amazingly sweet coupling and more real than JongKey. ...In my eyes at least. XP)
Hope whoever read enjoyed my failed attempt at crack! ^^ Please comment so I know what you actually thought. Bye! ;)