Rest in Peace Barney Fife.


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I'm sick. I'm dying.

So last night I convinced Crystal to come to BJs after work to stalk B. Him and I were supposed to be in a "fight", but that didn't last long ( Read more... )

who would have ever figured that I would ever get a "thing" for a red head from Minnesota???

"Every woman should have four pets in her life: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

So... When a boy in his 20's makes fun of you, picks on you, throws things at you and randomly hangs around you for no reason, other than he's "bored", what does that mean? Is it the old adage that if he does that he likes me? Someone told him to "stop flirting!!" and he did stop picking on me... Is this first grade all over again??

I'm usually pretty oblivious to what people say when they're eating. I try not to eavesdrop because I really could care less. But the other night, I walked by a table and I heard one girl ask another "So what does your vagina look like?". Now that might just have to be one of the weirdest things I've heard so far. Because everyone asks their ( Read more... )

SBC is fucked up. My DSL has been going crazy for 2 days. I'm so irritated, and I'm putting off calling them, because they're fucking morons.

The party was great. A lot of people showed up. I played hostess and seated people. I got a lot of regular people coming in for lunch and had to turn them away ( Read more... )

Remember Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts?


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