Last night I put on Jeffs beanie, and AJ went "You're RA-RA!!" so I said "If I'm Ra-Ra then I must be drunk! It's Thursday! I'm drunk!!" (since it was Thursday and he was probably at Merchant and Main drinking, like every other night of the week *cough cough ALCOHOLIC cough*). Then later I put the beanie on AJ and he went "I'm Ra-Ra!" and I said " ( Read more... )

On the way to dinner, something either fell from the sky or was kicked up on the freeway, but a piece of metal struck my moms car, and broke the windshield. Goober was in the passenger seat, and glass was everywhere, but he wasn‘t hurt. Didn't shatter the entire window, but it scared them. I took a few pictures with my camera phone.


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This is Dakota Fanning.

This is her on the Tonight Show.


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#1 - This is fucked up

#2 - After promptly (and accidentally) setting the language on my ipod to Chinese, I freaked out. But don't worry, in the manual that comes with it, there is a section that CLEARLY states "IF YOU SET YOUR IPOD TO A LANGUAGE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND". They made it Shelley proof.

#3 - I found out that TBM is playing softball with us ( Read more... )

I just had a root canal. That was so unfun.

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Um.... Not Work Safe, well it is, but it isn't. It's funny and its a cartoon, but still.

http://www.thetoiletonline.com/thepubertypals.swf

A few weeks ago I found these "end tables" at a store. They're little kids. For some reason it amused me so much that they have statues of little kids holding glass like serving plates. They're standing there to serve you.


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SNL with Napoleon Dynamite = UNFUNNY

Hung out with Jesus last night. Ok, it was some dude who looked like Jesus ( Read more... )