Today I did two things I have never done before: vote in a non-Presidential election and chop an onion. One was far easier and less painful than the other (if you ignore the two mile round trip on scooter/foot).

Tune in tomorrow where I claim myself as a dependent on my taxes and make pancakes.

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1. Put numbers in the boxes instead of []'s (example: 1, 2, 3, 4, ...)
2. Repost as "I have lived through ___ of these 158 things."

I've lived through 104/158. (66%)

( Same percentage as Kit, but different things )

I have been vindicated.

That is all.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Liberal Shacking Up Pink-Skinned 18 to 24-Year old Females
(378 total) Dating11.54%34.12%24.91%Gone steady Self-Lovin'62.12%60.86%62.48%Master of your domain Shamelessness72.58%77.34%71.57%It takes a couple of drinks Sex Drive76.19%75.01%71.08%Monks ( Read more... )

No hamburger this year.

I have been tagged by mlaboss to list pet peeves/quirks/facts/habits about myself. Here goes ( Read more... )

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Ryan woke me up about twenty minutes ago. He was sleeping in the workroom and heard sirens, which didn't immediately register (we DO live on Highland Street) until he noticed a variable light. He looked out the window and saw a huge fucking fire on Wachusett or Lancaster Street, flames twenty feet above the visible roofline. It is probably the ( Read more... )

SHEIK MOTHERFUCKING SHEIK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BITCHES