Ain't small towns a bitch (being a narrative of a day in the life of Dennis)

[rashind]

I awoke this morning at about 6:30, at my friend Brett's house. I was quite hung over, as I found it necessary to drink every drop of alcohol in the universe the previous evening. I woke up to a fuzzy image of my friend Jeff waking up his girlfriend Lindsay. He then went to the bathroom, and when he came out I went in. After finishing my

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[rainingfordays]

Glad your friend will be okay. You might want to give him a long pole and some flower spray, because he's going to itch and rot in that body cast. :-P

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[notablegirl]

Glad your friend is semi-ok. Haha....long pole... yeah...great stuff. Anyway, yeah everyone is retarded and exaggerates everything. Anyway, the joy of working for barely over minimum wage is almost here....see ya