TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOOT TOOT TOOOT OTOTOTOOT TOOOOOTOTO

Have you ever noticed that cigar smoking looks like fellatio? And yet its considered manly to do

Ashley and I are back in Keremeos
We were picked up outside of Hope in less then half an hour after we were dropped off
I am tired tho so I bid you all adieu
LOve for Sophie and Aurora
LOVE

Friends don't let other friends eat with sporks.. Period

Or listen to ska, noone listens to ska.. EVER!!

Ashley and I are in Vancouver
Commence loving us to death
...aaaaand GO!!!!!

Martian Jesus invented toast as we know it ( Read more... )

It seems that a biproduct of living in the middle of nowhere fucking hickdom is the repeated experience of dealing with drunken idiots (alot of the time their ugly too.. a biproduct of being a hick/ redneck.. please forgive my shallowness, my reasoning will become aparent shortly) its even more nerve racking when they have wanted to have sex with ( Read more... )

• Spin more poi with ashley
• Spend more time communicating how I feel positivly
• Stop being useless
• Not make racial comments (however little I might mean them, they arent funny and bother the people around me)
• Appreciate what others do for me, and give back all I can

So I was frantically masturbating on webcam for a cheap mexican hooker, when all of a sudden I ejaculated all over my keyboard.. its kinda sticky now.

ILL SLIT YOURE THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND!!
Thats kinda like a backwards blowjob..
ewwwwwwwww
*pictures running through my head*