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[raspberryfart]

what the fuck i can't sleep!

ok so whoever reads this, let's have plans. i don't want to do anything special, but say if you are, for example, doing chores, or reading a good book, invite me over, and i'll just sit there silently. or maybe you're having a git-together, just let me tag along and sing beautiful christian pre-marital intercourse

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[ihaveastdloveme]

wanna go out for coffee sometime?
i'll pay.
not really.

[pajamasforlife]

how did you know that christian pre-marital intercourse songs are my favorite type of songs!!

i'm sitting here like a desperate, pathetic, smelly teenage girl waiting for the girl--i mean boy, she likes to call her. so why havent you called me, you ho. call!! dial!! phone sex!! the end.

<3

[iamingwartoo]

okay lets have plansssssss