it involves pop tarts

[raspberryfart]

it's been a long time since i last updated. many things have happened in my eventful life. i been thinking. that i'm really tired. and hungry. all the time

Comments

[pajamasforlife]

hahahahahaha..its true, when your mom told me that she was late, i almost had an aneurism..then she cracked up (like more than she did after dealing with your crazy shyyyyyyyyt) and told me she wasnt pregnant with my baby, and then we had wild crazy asparagus sex

thank you!! best birthday ever..all due to your penetrating stalker gaze and completely lifeless body that i used as a jack off doll..score!!

i dont think i've ever tasted a pop tart..coincidence? i think not..i think it means we need to incorporate that delicious 378 calorie treat into one of our sex games..

i'm guessing that the reason you werent at school today was because you were exhausted to the max and didnt finish el homeworko..thats cool..I LIED NO ITS NOT, why didnt you tell me and have someone else make me my lunch, mommy? okay really..be there tomorrow or be square (or circular, whatever floats your boat)

p.s. i love you too skankkkkk

[_nicesocks_]

allie ur wit and charm astounds us all, well have u married off soon enough, dont u worry, and hell be nice and rich and hell have sutures

[iamingwartoo]

lets toast allie.

[belindagurl]

You like the Juliana Theory? they are my #2 (not that #2) favorite band. We must chat about them in the recent future, as well as paint our nails, and watch some wild crazy gay man porn.