Da ZOO!
Daniel took me to the zoo and out to eat in Indy today.
Pictures of cuteiful animals galore below!
We didnt leave till two in the afternoon (the zoo closes at five) and then got messed up on directions once we got to Indy. By the time we got there, we had just about an hour. Piss..
But we made the most of it. First we sought out the penguins (which I forgot to take pictures of, damnit) and watched them jump out of the water, shit creamer into the water, and then dive right through their own crap back down into the water. High light of the day, I think (:
There was also a polar bear that I didnt take a picture of for some reason. He was all alone, and looked terribly sad. So we just made up a story about him being a Coke fiend and thats why he looked the way he did. Not that I know what a polar bear would look like if it was coked out, but I'm pretending that I do know, and he fit the description. It was easier to digest that idea than thinking about him going "I want to go HOOOOOOOME! I want FRIIIIIIEEEENDS!".
Then we went and saw these guys, who were completely sasstastic, mind you. If I'm denied my right to come back as a cat/little cute fluffy dog in my next life, I'll probably ask if I can be a sealion. Good for nothing bastards. They know what they're doing.. those sneaky dewdroppers.
Giant feathery dinosaurs! We're on to you, ostrich.. we're on to you..
The giraffes were up next. They smelled of major poo. If they had the energy, they could have escaped. This is not to be the last animal that has been given a chance to kill us all in that zoo, read more...
The rhinos had great butts, but no water to slosh them around in. When I asked Daniel "Where's the water?" he responded "That's what they want to know." We later concluded that those sneaky dinosaur-being ostrich bastards stole the rhinos water. T-Rex style..
Haha, you could almost hear this guy saying, "Well, I'm an easy going Leo who loves pasta, softcore porn, and I'm currently under general studies at University. If I were stranded on a desert island and I could only bring two things, it would have to be a pillow and my Quintessence Q-Sunshade Leave In Hair Conditioner and Scalp Protectant SPF 30."
We soon came upon a little food court that surrounded "Left Over Animal Island"... Lemurs in the middle, ducks in the water, and flamingos tucked off to the side.
The lemurs were planning an attack on the duckies. That's actually not a joke, they were.
I was a little shocked to find out that they housed a childrens unit at the Indianapolis Zoo. They were loud and smelled of diapers.. we didnt look for long before moving to the next exhibit.
Zebras and elephants followed, but they werent as exciting this time around. The zebras butts were still fun, and they still smelled just like their butts, too, so hey! The elephants had a baby and its ears were a'flappin in the wind while it was running. I wanted to hug it.
They should cook these things at Outback Steak House... The fence around these guys came up to my belly and there they were.. lounging. One was having a kangaroo dream, perhaps about bullying a wallaby. Nevertheless they didnt attempt to escape, and for this, they are lame.
As we were walking through the "Forests are more than just trees" section, we both had an "Ahh!" moment when this guy just kinda walked around the corner. He wouldnt stay in one damnable spot, though. I had to wait patiently for him to come by to get this half assed one that doesnt do justice to just how huge he really was.
By that time it was 5pm and the zoo was shuffling everyone out like cattle. I think at that point in time the animals were probably watching us, pointing and saying "Now remember, never get close to a human unless you're in a zoo. That's just basic safety."
After we left there, we went and ate at the Cheese Cake Factory and got very pleasant looks the entire time... :sigh: It was tasty, though, and I hadn't been there in a year, so yummmm. On the way home our directions bit asshole and we ended up all the way over in fucking Tipton. TIPTON! But it did present itself with a few photo opps, this being my favorite
I spent the next hour and a half (it takes that long to get to VB from Indy and we had already been on the road for an hour) I bugged this cute thing and was blinded by the sun.
It was a great day. We're going back soon but this time we'll leave early enough that we can go to all of the exhibits. We'll also take his nephew Caleb with us. Not only is he my other boyfriend (five years old, ow ow) but I learned last night that he has 9 butts. I had 7 but Daniels mom stole two of them, so now I only have 5.. Hopefully no one will notice.
Pictures of cuteiful animals galore below!
We didnt leave till two in the afternoon (the zoo closes at five) and then got messed up on directions once we got to Indy. By the time we got there, we had just about an hour. Piss..
But we made the most of it. First we sought out the penguins (which I forgot to take pictures of, damnit) and watched them jump out of the water, shit creamer into the water, and then dive right through their own crap back down into the water. High light of the day, I think (:
There was also a polar bear that I didnt take a picture of for some reason. He was all alone, and looked terribly sad. So we just made up a story about him being a Coke fiend and thats why he looked the way he did. Not that I know what a polar bear would look like if it was coked out, but I'm pretending that I do know, and he fit the description. It was easier to digest that idea than thinking about him going "I want to go HOOOOOOOME! I want FRIIIIIIEEEENDS!".
Then we went and saw these guys, who were completely sasstastic, mind you. If I'm denied my right to come back as a cat/little cute fluffy dog in my next life, I'll probably ask if I can be a sealion. Good for nothing bastards. They know what they're doing.. those sneaky dewdroppers.
Giant feathery dinosaurs! We're on to you, ostrich.. we're on to you..
The giraffes were up next. They smelled of major poo. If they had the energy, they could have escaped. This is not to be the last animal that has been given a chance to kill us all in that zoo, read more...
The rhinos had great butts, but no water to slosh them around in. When I asked Daniel "Where's the water?" he responded "That's what they want to know." We later concluded that those sneaky dinosaur-being ostrich bastards stole the rhinos water. T-Rex style..
Haha, you could almost hear this guy saying, "Well, I'm an easy going Leo who loves pasta, softcore porn, and I'm currently under general studies at University. If I were stranded on a desert island and I could only bring two things, it would have to be a pillow and my Quintessence Q-Sunshade Leave In Hair Conditioner and Scalp Protectant SPF 30."
We soon came upon a little food court that surrounded "Left Over Animal Island"... Lemurs in the middle, ducks in the water, and flamingos tucked off to the side.
The lemurs were planning an attack on the duckies. That's actually not a joke, they were.
I was a little shocked to find out that they housed a childrens unit at the Indianapolis Zoo. They were loud and smelled of diapers.. we didnt look for long before moving to the next exhibit.
Zebras and elephants followed, but they werent as exciting this time around. The zebras butts were still fun, and they still smelled just like their butts, too, so hey! The elephants had a baby and its ears were a'flappin in the wind while it was running. I wanted to hug it.
They should cook these things at Outback Steak House... The fence around these guys came up to my belly and there they were.. lounging. One was having a kangaroo dream, perhaps about bullying a wallaby. Nevertheless they didnt attempt to escape, and for this, they are lame.
As we were walking through the "Forests are more than just trees" section, we both had an "Ahh!" moment when this guy just kinda walked around the corner. He wouldnt stay in one damnable spot, though. I had to wait patiently for him to come by to get this half assed one that doesnt do justice to just how huge he really was.
By that time it was 5pm and the zoo was shuffling everyone out like cattle. I think at that point in time the animals were probably watching us, pointing and saying "Now remember, never get close to a human unless you're in a zoo. That's just basic safety."
After we left there, we went and ate at the Cheese Cake Factory and got very pleasant looks the entire time... :sigh: It was tasty, though, and I hadn't been there in a year, so yummmm. On the way home our directions bit asshole and we ended up all the way over in fucking Tipton. TIPTON! But it did present itself with a few photo opps, this being my favorite
I spent the next hour and a half (it takes that long to get to VB from Indy and we had already been on the road for an hour) I bugged this cute thing and was blinded by the sun.
It was a great day. We're going back soon but this time we'll leave early enough that we can go to all of the exhibits. We'll also take his nephew Caleb with us. Not only is he my other boyfriend (five years old, ow ow) but I learned last night that he has 9 butts. I had 7 but Daniels mom stole two of them, so now I only have 5.. Hopefully no one will notice.