Starfish! You are a five-pointed no-eyed bottom-feeding whore.

[rat_attack]

Oh I love me some Rockstar.
An ode to you:
Rockstar, it was your name and it was your star that first caught my eye
As I piddled about in the Arab shell from the old country
The moment I opened the handled glass door and felt the
Nip of the cold air envelope me, I knew what lay within thee.
We were made for each other, Rockstar; I in a womb and you

Comments

[scruffymutt]

you equals big LOOOser.

but seriously, we need to write a rap about fanta.
shake that ass girrrrrl, just not mah bottle!