Meme.. of LIES

[rat_bastard]

Gimme some sweet sweet lies

Comments

[leopardflames]

There was that time we wore turtle shells and dressed up as ninjas...then we walked around in the sewers screaming "hi-ya!" and started beating up on other ninjas. i heard there was a tv show made up shortly after that endeavor.

[rat_bastard]

Yeah, we need to demand our royalty checks. Bastards.

[hello_jaime]

there was that one time we got really wasted and hit on like every guy at the bar. then we did blow off that hooker's ass and went home and took a bubble bath. i think we also had burritos.

[rat_bastard]

Strangely enough, soapy burritos aren't half-bad when you're high on cocaine.

[chiara_scuro]

When Alex and I had that epic space battle with her gargoyle-like boyfriend, over some demon that resembled you. Then I transformed into a magical girl and was aptly rescued by someone similar to the dread pirate roberts.

I still need to see those sketches btw.

[rat_bastard]

I can show them to you over drinks this evening.

That gargoyle was her BOYFRIEND? I thought it was a pet or something. Sheesh. Her habits must be even more depraved than I thought!

[chiara_scuro]

Well, it IS Alex. And you're gonna hate me, but I may have to cancel on this evening. Sarah wasnt feeling well this morning, I think I gave her my cold, so I may have to stay home and take care of her :(

[azurafae]

remember that time when me and you stole those bikes to go on a munchie run for cheesie poofs and soda?

[rat_bastard]

Yeah. and you fell off your bike at some point, and sprained your ankle. Then I had to carry you through 3 miles of jungle, watching for traps and VC patrols.

Oh wait. I think I got this confused with something that happened when I was in 'Nam.

[azurafae]

yeah, we had ray guns too

[chiara_scuro]

Totally random, but is this Abby? And if so, hi, this is Camille :)

[prgrmr]

Remember that time we were sharing a smoke in the alley and you spied the watch lying there and were all "grab it", and I was all "no, you grab it" and we ended up just leaving it, cause neither of us wanted to take it off the severed hand?

[rat_bastard]

Hey, that's why I always keep a pair of surgical gloves on me now!