[Accidental Voice/Action]

[ratatosk_knight]

[It isn't until the next morning after Ratatosk's little run-in with a certain doctor whose house he is currently staying in that Emil awakens, feeling woozy and disoriented and with a distinct sense that something not-too-great happened yesterday. Too bad he can't remember just what it was, or in fact anything that happened for the last few days

Comments

[hippocraticly]

[ Whatever McCoy had been attempting to do before the explosion in the kitchen was forgotten as the doctor comes to investigate. Well, it's not really investigating but more of running towards the kitchen and beholding the sight that awaits him. ]

Summers, what the hell have you done!? [ Jumping to conclusions? Yes. ]

[ratatosk_knight]

[It IS a perfectly logical conclusion given who uses the microwave most often around here, but this time it happens to be wrong-- Buffy is nowhere in sight. Emil, on the other hand, looks like a frightened puppy behind that doorframe.]

I didn't do anything to it, it just attacked me!

[roseof_wutai]

What'd you do?!

[ratatosk_knight]

I didn't do anything, that... that box attacked me!

[roseof_wutai]

You have to do something to it for it to do that!

What'd you put in it?! [She automatically suspects an egg..]

[ratatosk_knight]

I put a potato in it and pressed the button that said "potato," and then it exploded!

[lt_linguist]

[Shit, what is that? Uhura is gonna come running.]

[ratatosk_knight]

[SORRY UHURA. At least the only damage is to the potato and the plate? Emil's looking pretty guilty about that, but it's not like he EXPECTED it to explode like that.]

I'm sorry, it just kind of exploded...

[lt_linguist]

[She has to pause a moment to catch her breath. This is Luceti, not space, but she still has those built-in reflexes. They don't go away.]

It's okay. I wonder if this wasn't what the Malnosso had in mind, dumping all this clanky old technology on us. It certainly doesn't seem to have improved the quality of life of most residents.

I'll help you clean it up.

[ratatosk_knight]

Thanks. I really didn't mean to break it like that... I'm sorry. I just put a potato in it and pressed the button that said "potato"... I don't know what happened.

[Voice]

[the_mighty_foot]

[Sadly, Foot's telepathy doesn't work over the journals, so Emil will get this instead:]

Mmmmmuuuuerk?

[Voice]

[ratatosk_knight]

[What the, why is there a cat... oh, it's Foot. Well, this is a little embarrassing.]

It's okay, I'm not hurt or anything. I'm not sure I can say the same thing about that weird box, though.

[Voice|Filtered!]

[the_mighty_foot]

[It takes a little while for Foot to manage it, but eventually, two words, courtesy of a tiny, muddy paw, appear.]

Weird Box?

[Voice|Filtered!]

[ratatosk_knight]

The one with all of the buttons on it. There was one that said "potato," so I put a potato in it and pressed that, but then it exploded all of a sudden.

[slaying]

[What the crap. Buffy wanders out of her bedroom, looking slightly dishevelled. Someone was sleeping in way longer than they should have been.

Suitably dazed and confused, she surveys the mess.]...Huh?

[ratatosk_knight]

[EMIL IS SORRY HE BLEW UP YOUR MAGICAL FOOD BOX, BUFFY.]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--!

[slaying]

[I-is it broken? She peers into the mess, trying to ascertain what happened. Then, she hears the voice. Her knee-jerk reaction is to assume it's the rude possessy guy, again. But then comes the apology and her anger softens.]

Oh. Emil--uhm, hey? Don't worry about it. Lemme guess...this whole electro-juice is new to you?

[ratatosk_knight]

[Emil's not sure, but that explosion was loud enough to scare the heck out of him. The plate is a lost cause, at the very least. At her words, he nods.]

Just what is that thing, anyway? It says it cooks food, so I put in a potato and pressed the button that said "Potato." Somehow I don't think it was supposed to do that...