I'm so glad you finally got to poop, baby. And I am also very glad you moved my car before it got towed because you are the sweetest man in the history of men. I would like to kiss you on the mouth every day for the rest of my life. Except if you have the flu, in which case I will kiss you on the head or the shoulders.
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P.S. -- Your armpits smell good all the time.
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