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Name: kayla
-Age: 16
-Location: columbia heights, mn
-Sexual Preference: i like both
-Promote to 2 communities. http://www.livejournal.com/community/__skatanic/ & http://www.livejournal.com/community/degrassixlovers/
**Random**
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? he would chuck a whole load o' fuggin wood on accounta his name.
-What is the best smell you've ever smelled? my pillow
-Hola como estas? bien, gracias.
-If you were stuck in a pineapple with a balloon, a box of tic tacs (flavor of choice), a fake plant, and 17 toothpics what would you do to entertain yourself?: i would sprawl everything out everywhere and make an obstacle course time thing and play "can't touch the ground"
-What old-time Nickelodeon show would you bring back and why?: ooh that's tough. clarissa explains it all
-Do you sit or stand when you wipe your ass? when you wipe your friends asses?: for both, i stand
-What is the best thing you've ever tasted?: is this a trick question?
-What words can u make out from the letters F-U-C-K-T-A-R-D?: rad, drat, i'm sick of this.
-If you could read minds, whose mind would you want to read first?: my sisters
-If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? because they're hot
-Did i ever tell you you're my hero? no but i'm glad you did, ditto.
-Electric Slide or Macarena? electric slide, definatly
-What would you do for a Klondike bar? fuck myself in the ass
-Taco. Burrito. Whats coming out of your speedo?: taco behbeh
-How many windows do you have in your house? 6, i live in a trailor thats why there's not so many
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?: no, i think it just means that the fifth one can HANDLE it
-What if the hokey pokeys isnt what its all about? then life has lied to my face
-Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?: because they're sisters
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?: uhh. you got me there
-If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?: i don't know what this means
-What is the most disgusting thing you ever had to do?: fuck myself in the ass for a Klondike bar.
-Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute?: because we're hot.
-How random are you? on a scale of one to ten i'd say 11
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