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Name: Nikki
-Age: 16
-Location: Madison, WI
-Sexual Preference: Males
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**Random**
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I would have to say 80 because I really like that number
-What is the best smell you've ever smelled? Mountains that are shaped like penises.
-Hola como estas? Oui Oui muy bonita. Pee in my pantalones.
-If you were stuck in a pineapple with a balloon, a box of tic tacs (flavor of choice), a fake plant, and 17 toothpics what would you do to entertain yourself?: Blow the balloon up and go to the Netherlands. And I really like fake plants so I would take it with me. Maybe buy a turtle if you know what I mean. ;-)
-What old-time Nickelodeon show would you bring back and why?: Clarissa Explains It All. I really liked her room and I want it still
-Do you sit or stand when you wipe your ass? when you wipe your
friends asses?: I don't wipe my ass. Ever.
-What is the best thing you've ever tasted?: Spotted Dick... YUMMERS!
-What words can u make out from the letters F-U-C-K-T-A-R-D?: Ok here we go... turd, fuck, tard, tuck, duck... dartkcuf... haha awesome... that word is totally sick!
-If you could read minds, whose mind would you want to read first?: Turtles because I'm curious to how they have sex
-If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? I was walking to class and there was a lunchbox in the middle of the hallway... and I was like "MASS!"
-Did i ever tell you you're my hero? All UP IN YO FACE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Electric Slide or Macarena? I prefer the Cha Cha Slide. cha cha cha cha Isn't Triginometry a funny word?
-What would you do for a Klondike bar? Stand on a street corner
-Taco. Burrito. Whats coming out of your speedo?: I heart speedos with all my beached whale...... eurpoean guys in speedos that are all hairy...mmmm turns me on
-How many windows do you have in your house? We don't have windows ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?: I enjoy it. It comes out easier. DRRRRRRRR!
-What if the hokey pokeys isnt what its all about? Then we're going to die in 7 days
-Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?: Katzenjammer. That's an actual word! LOOK IT UP!
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?: 80 degrees. oOo tanning weather :-D
-If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?: The shape is JUST RITE if you know what I'm talking about
-What is the most disgusting thing you ever had to do?: At work we had this garbage and they didn't clean it out for two weeks so my friend and I had to clean it out. There was like 80 banana peels in there.
-Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute?: Because she really likes llamas and her mom won't let her get one of her own.
-How random are you? Well I think that question is for you to decide. I think I'm rather random. I hope you think so too. :-D
^^^Mass. Did I mention that I like masses. :-D
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