i came to this community and didn't even get a tshirt that says all i got was this sucky tshirt
Name: Mallory
-Age: 19
-Location: Delaware, Ohio
-Sexual Preference: heterosexual - I like the cock
-Promote to 2 communities. http://www.livejournal.com/community/_dork_0_rama_/26305.html?mode=reply
the other one has to be "approved" but when it is...it'll go here! Sorry!
**Random**
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 73 chucks of wood
-What is the best smell you've ever smelled? Clean men
-Hola como estas? Bien, gracias, y tu?
-If you were stuck in a pineapple with a balloon, a box of tic tacs (flavor of choice), a fake plant, and 17 toothpics what would you do to entertain yourself?: eat the tic-tacs, continuously inflate and deflate the balloon, pretending I’m spongebob. The toothpics would be for making a little log cabin out of
-What old-time Nickelodeon show would you bring back and why?: Clarisa Explains it All…cuz I had a heterosexual woman crush on her
-Do you sit or stand when you wipe your ass? when you wipe your friends asses?: stand when I wipe…never wiped a friends ass…so dunno
-What is the best thing you've ever tasted?: Chipotle
-What words can u make out from the letters F-U-C-K-T-A-R-D?: fuck, fart, fat, cart, dart, draft, duck, duct, tack, rack, cat, rat, rad, fad
-If you could read minds, whose mind would you want to read first?: Bill Gates, so I can find out the password to his safe
-If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? Because Matel says so
-Did i ever tell you you're my hero? Once, but I was probably drunk or at least hungover
-Electric Slide or Macarena? HEY MACARENA…AH!
-What would you do for a Klondike bar? Um…not much, I’m lactose intolerent
-Taco. Burrito. Whats coming out of your speedo?: it’s me, uh huh, it’s me huh. Wooo! That was the perfect cheer!
-How many windows do you have in your house? 10
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?: yes
-What if the hokey pokeys isnt what its all about? Then I’ve lied to so many people over the years
-Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?: yes…must have been written by the same guy
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?: um…I’d say -20…dunno weather people are stupid anyway
-If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?: no, women like that shape *wink wink*
-What is the most disgusting thing you ever had to do?: um…clean up human shit off of a fireplace at work
-Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute?: because we don’t have peni.
-How random are you? About 83,398,394,967,374 out of 10 times random
Picture time baby!
Este es mi. This is me...looking at something...dunno what
my boyfriend and i being stupid
this is my tattoo...i like it's fun!!
And even though it said put up 3...i have to add in a picture of my baby!
This is Abbi...she's my baby...she's SO CUTE!!!!
Ok...I lied...because if I really fucked your mom, I'd tell you every detail