my virgin ears have been thorougly fucked raw now

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it's hot and the window's open and my neighbors are having screamingly good loud sex and i can't close the window because they'll hear me and i can barely contain my laughter and their bed's banging and i know he's poking her hard because it's a waterbed and i can hear it slamming against the wall and she's moaning and he's grunting and here i am

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[pearljam]

I hope they're atleast attractive

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i don't really know what they look like (neighbors tend to keep to ourselves here in san diego), so i'm pretending they look like brad and angelina. doubtful, though.

[galaxykat]

haha!

[rated_pg18]

it got a little irritating, actually, because i was trying to play a game and i had to mute the sound so they wouldn't hear it and know i can hear them and get embarassed and stop for my sake.

[jelyan]

cool a live show..did you peek? kidding :D

[rated_pg18]

not this time. 0:)

[mynameisrobyn]

*laughs* I like how you directly quote them.

"And I quote, 'Ohh! Oh God! Ohhhh! Oh! Oh! Yes! God! Oh!'"

(why do chicks always shout for God??? he'd be the last thing on my mind if i was being naughty)

I wonder if anyone else in your house heard...

[rated_pg18]

i was wondering the same thing. actually, i was really worried that my mom would think that i was watching straight porn or something. i've been accused of it before - shows how well she knows me.

[xmellon_colliex]

LAWDY loo i need a cigarette just after reading that. (and i don't even smoke)

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LMAO