I think I have an STD

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Just kidding! I'm itching all over like a bitch with fleas, but it's most definitely from ::gasp:: rolling around in the grass today. I loathe dirt, but I got down and dirrty today for good reason. A good friend's going back to his Homeland for summer, so Lizzie threw him a Sayonara picnic party. How quaint! It was 99% perfect

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[mynameisrobyn]

Aw, I'm sorry JC... *pat pat* I know how you dislike 'em boobies. Pneumonia boobies, in particular.

[rated_pg18]

they are fine from a distance, especially with bullet-proof glass separating me from them weapons of mass distraction.